
"Because Nature’s Weird, and We Like It That Way."
Welcome to Fungi Field Notes.
We're not here to bore you with Latin names (unless you’re into that). We're here to make mushrooms less mysterious, more magical, and way more fun.
Whether you’re foraging, growing, cooking, or just admiring fungi in the wild, you'll find guides, weird facts, and the occasional dry joke right here.
Spoiler: We might convince you mushrooms are cooler than most people.
Top 5 Wild Mushrooms You Might Actually Find This Season
Intro:
Mushroom foraging is 90% wandering around looking suspicious and 10% finding something incredible.
The good news? You don’t have to be a seasoned woods wizard to find some real treasures.
Here’s a beginner-friendly list of wild mushrooms you can actually find — no advanced tracking skills or mystical forest luck required.
(Still, bringing snacks is advised. Wandering burns calories.)
1. Morels (Morchella spp.) — The Spring Gold Rush
Season: Early spring
Habitat: Around dead/dying elm trees, old apple orchards, and recently burned areas
Why You Want Them:
Morels are the rockstars of the spring woods — weird, spongy, delicious. They're worth their weight in bacon.
Key ID Tips:
Honeycomb-like cap attached directly to the stem
Hollow inside (cut one open if you’re unsure)
Black, yellow, or half-free types depending on your area
Watch Out:
False morels exist. If it’s not hollow, don’t swallow. (And yes, that rhyme is stupid — but it works.)
2. Chicken of the Woods (Laetiporus spp.) — The Vegetarian's Chicken Nugget
Season: Late spring through fall
Habitat: Growing on dead or dying hardwood trees, especially oak
Why You Want Them:
It’s one of the few mushrooms you can recognize from across a parking lot. Plus, it cooks up like actual chicken — no weirdness necessary.
Key ID Tips:
Bright orange or yellow shelves, stacked like fungal pancakes
Texture is firm and juicy, not slimy
Watch Out:
Harvest young specimens. Older ones turn tough and taste like damp optimism.
3. Chanterelles (Cantharellus spp.) — The Forest’s Golden Trumpets
Season: Mid-summer through early fall
Habitat: Moist, mossy hardwood forests, near oak, beech, or birch
Why You Want Them:
Fragrant, fruity, and prized by chefs. Also: they look like tiny golden fairy horns.
Key ID Tips:
Wavy, wrinkled cap
Forked "false" gills running down the stem
Smells like apricots (seriously)
Watch Out:
Avoid Jack-o'-Lantern mushrooms (bright orange and poisonous). If it has true gills (knife-edge gills, not folds), walk away.
4. Giant Puffballs (Calvatia gigantea) — Nature’s Marshmallows
Season: Late summer into early fall
Habitat: Grassy fields, forest edges, disturbed ground
Why You Want Them:
Because picking up a mushroom the size of your head never stops being cool.
Key ID Tips:
Huge (softball to beachball size)
Solid white inside when fresh
Watch Out:
If it’s dark, purple, or full of spores inside — it's past its prime.
Also, baby deadly Amanitas sometimes masquerade as tiny puffballs. Slice it open: if there’s anything other than pure white inside, abort mission.
5. Lobster Mushroom (Hypomyces lactifluorum) — The Fungus That Cosplays
Season: Late summer into early fall
Habitat: Forest floors, parasitizing Russula or Lactarius mushrooms
Why You Want Them:
They taste like seafood. They look like crustaceans. They’re basically the weirdest glow-up story in the woods.
Key ID Tips:
Bright red-orange crust
Hard, dense feel (not slimy)
Inside should be white and solid
Watch Out:
Only harvest if you're sure it's a true lobster mushroom and not just a Russula in makeup. Again: field guides are friends.
Final Thoughts:
Finding your first wild mushroom is like finding buried treasure — except it smells earthier and there’s a 0% chance of a pirate curse.
Start slow, learn carefully, and enjoy every dirt-smeared, mosquito-bitten second of it.
The woods are weird, wonderful, and waiting.
Happy hunting — and may your basket be heavy and your mistakes be educational (but not fatal).
Mushroom Foraging for Absolute Beginners (a.k.a. Please Don't Die)
Intro:
So you’ve decided to dive headfirst into the weird, muddy, bug-filled world of mushroom foraging. Good choice.
It’s rewarding, relaxing, and a great way to reconnect with nature — or at least get really good at walking while staring at the ground.
That said, foraging without basic knowledge can turn a peaceful afternoon into an emergency room visit.
Let’s not do that.
Here’s a simple, no-B.S. guide to starting your foraging journey — safely, smartly, and without unnecessary drama.
1. Step One: Respect the Mushrooms (and Your Limits)
Rule #1 of foraging:
If you’re not 100% sure what it is, you don’t eat it. Period.
There’s no award for bravery here. Some mushrooms will absolutely kill you or, at minimum, make you wish you were dead. Identification takes time, practice, and humility. Start slow.
2. Step Two: Get a Good Field Guide (or Three)
You cannot "vibe-check" mushrooms.
Invest in real, region-specific field guides with photos, descriptions, and habitat info.
Better yet, cross-reference multiple sources. (Mushrooms love playing identity theft.)
Pro tip:
Avoid ancient books from your weird uncle's basement.
New guides often include species newly classified as dangerous.
Bonus: Look for field guides that are waterproof. Nature is wet and doesn’t care about your paper products.
3. Step Three: Learn the 'Easy Ones' First
Don’t try to become a mushroom grandmaster in your first season.
Focus on a few safe, easily recognizable species.
Some beginner favorites:
Morels: Look like spongey pinecones. Hollow inside.
Chicken of the Woods: Bright orange/yellow shelves on trees. Tastes, weirdly, like chicken.
Giant Puffballs: Literally giant, white balls. If you can confuse it with something else, you shouldn't be in the woods.
And please, for the love of spores: learn their dangerous lookalikes too.
4. Step Four: Bring the Right Gear
You don’t need a survival show setup, but a few basics help:
Basket or mesh bag: Lets spores drop as you walk = mushroom karma.
Knife: For clean cuts and close inspections.
Brush: Gently remove dirt, bugs, and regret.
Notebook or phone: Record where you found things. Mushrooms have favorite spots — and bad memory is the enemy of repeat success.
5. Step Five: Don’t Be a Jerk to the Forest
Ethical foraging matters.
Don’t overharvest. Leave some for wildlife and future mushroomers.
Don’t trample ecosystems. Mushrooms are only the fruit — the real body (mycelium) lives underground.
Pack out your trash. (This shouldn’t have to be said. Yet here we are.)
6. Step Six: Don’t Be Afraid to Ask for Help
Join a local mycological society. Attend forays. Befriend that slightly intimidating old woman who knows every fungus by Latin name.
Ask questions. Show photos. Stay humble.
No one serious about foraging will mock you for being careful — only for being reckless.
Final Thoughts:
You’re entering an ancient tradition of observation, curiosity, and respect for the weirdest parts of nature.
Take your time. Stay sharp. Laugh when you trip over a root.
And remember: finding nothing still beats sitting inside wondering what you're missing.